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Thighs fo’ dayz selfie.

  May 04, 2013 at 07:05pm

Bootay.

  April 01, 2013 at 06:40pm

I looked pretty darn cute today.

Thank you H&M striped dress that I bought for $8.

Also, thank you, hips and thighs. You never disappoint.

  March 30, 2013 at 08:40pm

This is a perfect little floral cover-up to wear on your way to/from the beach.

Please, summer. Come soon.

  March 26, 2013 at 04:11pm

Best fucking nail-polish ever. It’s Deborah Lippmann’s, I Know What Boys Like. Don’t trust the camera, it’s a periwinkle sort of color, rather than a royal blue.

  March 04, 2013 at 09:13pm

An oldie but a goodie?

And yes. Red cheeks = most likely boozed up/sun burned.

  March 01, 2013 at 08:47pm

Polka dot jeans from Old Navy. Fuck yeah.

I just really need friends to eat cookies, watch movies and drink bourbon with.

Thumbs up selfie. (inserts thumbs up)

Back when I had long black hair. (And red walls.)

Dress - Dorothy Perkins

  January 24, 2013 at 06:13pm

New glasses from Anthropologie! (They’re the bestest.)

  January 23, 2013 at 09:01pm

Pink cords 4lyf.

Pink corduroys, where have you been all my life?

Shaft tee, love bites, new minty green corduroys and leopard flats.

*Also, love handles.

You know you’ve reached a new fat in life when a potato chip is rolling down your belly and you try to stop it by puckering your lips, and attempting to vacuum the lone ranger back into your mouth.