Thighs fo’ dayz selfie.
Posts tagged me.
I looked pretty darn cute today.
Thank you H&M striped dress that I bought for $8.
Also, thank you, hips and thighs. You never disappoint.
This is a perfect little floral cover-up to wear on your way to/from the beach.
Please, summer. Come soon.
Best fucking nail-polish ever. It’s Deborah Lippmann’s, I Know What Boys Like. Don’t trust the camera, it’s a periwinkle sort of color, rather than a royal blue.
An oldie but a goodie?
And yes. Red cheeks = most likely boozed up/sun burned.
I just really need friends to eat cookies, watch movies and drink bourbon with.
Back when I had long black hair. (And red walls.)
Dress - Dorothy Perkins
Shaft tee, love bites, new minty green corduroys and leopard flats.
*Also, love handles.
You know you’ve reached a new fat in life when a potato chip is rolling down your belly and you try to stop it by puckering your lips, and attempting to vacuum the lone ranger back into your mouth.









